I got my hands on yet more useful magazines, as well, I'm good for that kind of thing.
Also, my step mom is considering some plastic surgery, (or rumor would have it anyways) I sudgest that we either interview her pre and post surgery, if she does go through with it, but more so I'm going to try and talk her out of it, because she's one of the most Beautiful women I know as she is, and un-necessary surgery is dangerous, and I'm really really bothered by the idea of this. Really, it has been making me incrediby anxious, and I don't like it one bit, but if she's determined, then we can ask her to stand by her decision, and talk to us about it.... though, as I said, I'm going to invest some serious energy into getting to the bottom of all this, because if we can't convince my gorgeoys, fit, happy, healthy sucsessful step-mom to not alter her body with surgery, because naturally she can't satisfy a standard.. then I'm going to really heartbroken. (Though the fact that the fucking media and society have made my Step-mom feel she needs to do this has filled me with a renewed sense of fury and rage... so intense I'm having trouble sitting in my chair... so we can use that too I'm sure... cuz FECK am I ever pissed) But yeah... back the Magazines... I took another one of those fucked up ELEVATE magazines from my hairdressers... they give them away for free to their clients, so I may wander in there monthly and pick one up, cuz I spend a lot of money in there so I doubt they'll say anything...
BUT YES cover stories in this issue are:
Men Tell All! -- What they love about you (* here's what they like, in case you boys weren't aware: Guy 1 = feet, Guy 2 = Breasts, Guy 3 = Feet, Guy 4 = Legs, Guy 5 = Eyes, Guy 6 = Breasts... and the breast guys, say that they don't mind fake ones eather... really... how INTERESTING a plastic surgery magazine explains to us that boobs are what 1/3 of guys look at first, and that fake can be just as good, and that another 1/3 like feet, hmm.. pedicures, that's money WELL SPENT, and the rest, well, that's legs, *Lypo suction anyone?* and eyes... brow lifts, crows feet.. all of it must go in order to get 100% of male attention. I love how innocent this article looked before reading between the lines.. or more fittingly... "WHAT LINES!! OH MY GOD ARE THERE LINES!!? WHERE!!??? LINES ARE EVIL! QUICK GET THE BOTOX!! RUNNNNNN")
NEW facelift, using only pins (*We learned about this last issue didn't we... it's perfect, no surgery.. only you can't laugh or smile too big, you'll break the threads)
How much is too much? (*actually, Michael Jackson has had a bit too much? really? Did you guys know he's had some work done?...news to me... but they say it's cool to have several surgeries that compliment eachother.. like a nose job, brow lift and cheek implants at one time... what we need is a sensible plan, stick to one general area at a time. They go over the downsides, by they are sort of lightly written out, as though being sort of passed over...it's scary)
We will tell you what other beauty mags don't! (*duh, you tell the reader to go out and book major unnecessary surgery... Cosmo told me to buy a new lipgloss for spring and that waves were in this year...)
and my favorite...
5 WINTER GETAWAYS FOR SURGERY AND SUN (*I'm just going to let you all read that sentace over a few times... because really, there's nothing more to add...)
But yeah, I'm going to keep stealing this, because it's, well, the most fucked up piece of glossy stapled paper to grace my room in a very long time...